A Healthy Level of Insanity

Jelybe
Jelybe Posts: 266 Member
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To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your cheques write 'For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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  • Jelybe
    Jelybe Posts: 266 Member
    To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    5. In the memo field of all your cheques write 'For Marijuana'

    6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

    7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing along at the opera.

    10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

    11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

    13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

    And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity

    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
  • sherris
    sherris Posts: 112
    these r too funny!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • heal4444
    heal4444 Posts: 709
    Tks Jelybe!!! :mad: :angry: :explode: :grumble:


    These are hilarious! Oh boy, I think I do some of these! lol. Tks

    Ok, I gotta add one or some.

    Push all the buttons in a crowded elevator and then turn around and look at all the people.
    Go to a buidling with revolving doors, revolve twice, don't go in and spin back out.

    I'm sure my mind is going to make up more. Tks so much for making me laugh Jelybe! :cry: :yawn: :noway: :sad: :sick:

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