True Confessions - Don't Judge
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IC I drew this picture of my friend's dream. It's pretty self explanatory. A Komodo Dragon is standing on a rock throwing rocks at bystanders, who are standing on a deck, at a zoo. Of course the only way to stop him is to jump on his head like Super Mario.
The boobs on the arm are a nice touch. Somewhat misplaced but still, a nice touch.2 -
I confess I've teased my husband a bunch about his lunch meeting today. He's meeting with a colleague who is facing a similar situation to discuss it. His colleague happens to be a lady about our age and pretty attractive. I told him to have fun on his date when he left. He thinks I'm crazy.1
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princess0lexi wrote: »i once considered suicide
I'm so glad you didn't!1 -
princess0lexi wrote: »i once considered suicide
I'm glad you didn't. That's how I felt for about half of my HS senior year. I used to fantasize about hitting this tree about halfway between our farm & town. It was perfectly situated in a bend in the road at full speed in my old '62 chevy truck, so people would just assume it was an accident from me driving like an idiot or that I fell asleep rather than being on purpose. I got close to doing it 2 or three times, but thankfully I never did.1 -
I confess I'm tired and drained and I think my heart might explode.0
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I confess I've done maybe 10 minutes of actual work today and instead have been messing around online, paying bills, and shopping.1
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I found a new perfume that I'm in love with, but I'm too cheap to drop a hundred bucks on it, so I just keep going into the department store every day and "testing" it out on myself
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I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...0 -
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
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I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office0 -
ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office
Dunno. ...
Maybe find a different office?1 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office
Dunno. ...
Maybe find a different office?
Happens a lot in my office. Bananagate
Are you hiring?1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office
Dunno. ...
Maybe find a different office?
Happens a lot in my office. Bananagate
Are you hiring?
You into bananas?0 -
Nitroalley2 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office
Dunno. ...
Maybe find a different office?
Happens a lot in my office. Bananagate
Are you hiring?
You into bananas?
Not exactly.....
Tacos are more my speed.1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Nitroalley2 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
I confess vanity too and to make sure the bulge is adjusted discreetlyManBehindTheMask wrote: »I confess that I use the disabled bathroom at work because it has a full length mirror, and i like to ensure that my shirt is tucked just right and belt buckle is perfectly centred
Vain, I know...
It has to be done. Can't have the banana popping out of the hammock in the office
Dunno. ...
Maybe find a different office?
Happens a lot in my office. Bananagate
Are you hiring?
You into bananas?
Not exactly.....
Tacos are more my speed.
Good Man! Happy day tomorrow.0 -
Now I want tacos & the taco shop is closed until further notice...0
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IC I drew this picture of my friend's dream. It's pretty self explanatory. A Komodo Dragon is standing on a rock throwing rocks at bystanders, who are standing on a deck, at a zoo. Of course the only way to stop him is to jump on his head like Super Mario.
Im sure this must have a secret meaning the rest of us are not privy too?2 -
I tried my first ever heavy pain medication yesterday. I can see why they are addictive. I felt so good. I kind of wish I hadn't now. Now Im aware of how good they are I'll want every day. And thats not how I'd intended to use them.2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »IC I drew this picture of my friend's dream. It's pretty self explanatory. A Komodo Dragon is standing on a rock throwing rocks at bystanders, who are standing on a deck, at a zoo. Of course the only way to stop him is to jump on his head like Super Mario.
Im sure this must have a secret meaning the rest of us are not privy too?
You mean this picture doesn't answer all of life's questions for you?
I think the komoda dragon represents a jilted lover throwing things at the people he/she blames for his/her pain. The birds are a metaphor for running away or maybe freedom? And logically you must defeat a monster Super Mario style, I slay all my demons that way.
Lol..@cee134 has a very unique mind.. Im sure he's trying to say something ..possibly I just don't have the brain power to see the subtle hints...I know there's always a meaning.
For all I know he's saying..bring me a cheese sammich ..idk :laugh:1
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