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We broke up because...

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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    @TsitoB was better than her :D
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He said i made him gay :s

    Now he wants @TsitoB
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    edited July 2017
    She caught me wearing her headbands....intimately
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    He said he had unresolved feelings for @LonniJay
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Was boring in the bed
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He liked doing inanimate objects more than me
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She seemed inanimate much of the time. :p:p
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    I thought he meant sex toys

    G.i. joe does not belong there!
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

    Never did anything but what we did best
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    CAlled me Joe way too often
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    CAlled me Joe way too often

    He belonged there

    But said I was all used up :(
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
    LonniJay wrote: »
    I thought he meant sex toys

    G.i. joe does not belong there!

    I did LOL
    haylerocks wrote: »
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

    Never did anything but what we did best

    She never wanted to get serious, always playing games
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    His hands were small and barely strong enough to choke me
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Was always choking on everything!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He always said outrageous things while I was swallowing his... Um... Nevermind
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    He always said outrageous things while I was swallowing his... Um... Nevermind

    Oh girl, you get you same
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    She left me for my brother
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He thought I'd leave him for his brother
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She left me for my brother

    Always