You might be a martial artist if...
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You walk by a group of dudes and ponder how you would go about defending yourself if they all attacked you at once. Which guy poses the biggest threat and how to take him out the quickest etc. etc.2
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You HATE being sat at a table in the center of the restaurant because that means your back is to people.2
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When you go to hug your kids & end up fighting for the underhooks (they take BJJ too).2
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When you happen to pass your child, also a martial artist, in the hallway, you might attack each other. Your spouse thinks you're both weird and threatens murder if you break anything.3
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Everything on your birthday wish list can be found on KarateMart.com1
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"Kick stance" is a command your dog is trained to do.2
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You have memorized the exact steps required to transform your living room into a practice area.1
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You've been knocked out by one of your best friends2
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when you get kicked in the head, you respond with "Thank you, sir!"3
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When the mat the place that makes you fell alive!!!!
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You can’t stop calling everyone “Sir” or “Ma’am”.2
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Coming to this late but....
When you can't meet/greet anyone ever without throwing an elbow as a joke lol1 -
When you're trying to sleep at night and muscle memory kicks in and you start kicking and punching involuntarily... heehee.. love that! My husband, not so much!1
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When you analyze the posture, gait and movement of everyone you approach on the street.0
