Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even

    In regards to the population of North Dakota..... dozens qualifies as: everybody

    I sincerely hope to someday entertain you gentlemen in my home state.

    The Olive Garden here is to die for.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited September 2017
    He spent more time with his wife .. :D


    She was his ex wife
    :# lol
  • she800hunter2014
    she800hunter2014 Posts: 39 Member
    Because his ex called me because she was jealous and I wasn't going to be in a 3 way circus.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    I actually thought it was intensive for a long time, but someone else in this thread thought "Up and at 'em" was "Up and Adam".... ;)

    Like I said earlier, I actually looked these up. Let's just say I learned a few things myself. :grimace:
  • LeLoupVit
    LeLoupVit Posts: 18 Member
    Long distance.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    I've never dumped before. I have aggressively avoided, however. :ohwell:

    'Aggressively avoided'. Such an oxymoron :lol:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    I've never dumped before. I have aggressively avoided, however. :ohwell:

    'Aggressively avoided'. Such an oxymoron :lol:

    Sounds like my wedding night. :sad:

    Smart woman :relieved:
  • cjpnh
    cjpnh Posts: 78 Member
    She had an affair with a bouncer at the club while I was home with our baby.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Her orgasms were embarrassingly loud. Neighbours at my door is not cool.
  • TonyB0588
    TonyB0588 Posts: 9,520 Member
    edited September 2017
    Never did. And certainly not looking for a petty reason to end a 29 year marriage either.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    TeinyWinehausen wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    Her orgasms were embarrassingly loud. Neighbours at my door is not cool.

    I had a room mate when I was at art school who kept us all awake with her 'operatics' :|

    Lol.... you'd think it would be a turn on or at least a compliment, but it was more disturbing than anything.
  • Bend_and_sway
    Bend_and_sway Posts: 22 Member
    edited September 2017
    A boyfriend of mine was filing his nails onto a kitchen towel. I looked twice like, filing??? Really? I'll get you some clippers, barf. Then I noticed it was my dish towel and I was like ok got to go.
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    He had a hole in his shirt on our second date. Also, he didn't laugh enough.
  • take2spicy
    take2spicy Posts: 296 Member
    He blew a snot rocket in his hand and wiped it on his pants.
  • take2spicy
    take2spicy Posts: 296 Member
    Oh wait that wasn't petty...my bad pettiest was smelling like strong garlic..
  • bonniegarbal
    bonniegarbal Posts: 25 Member
    I was put off by receiving the dick pic.. guys, don't do this. Ugh..

  • bonniegarbal
    bonniegarbal Posts: 25 Member
    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    bonniegarbal wrote: »
    I was put off by receiving the dick pic.. guys, don't do this. Ugh..

    Who does this?

    A lot of my friends have received them. It's not ok unless it's requested.

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