What's your cheesiest pick up line

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte

activities1 · October 2017

Do you wash your clothes in windex cuz I can see myself in them.

beagletracks · October 2017

How would you like to have cottage cheese thighs on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese wrapped around your waist?

beagletracks · October 2017

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

beagletracks · October 2017

hellvee wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

Exactly!

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

So I umm cook AND do the dishes. *Hands over dry pair of panties

melindaHAM0902 · October 2017

ryanthegreat314 wrote: »

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

Lol

nolan44219 · October 2017

*kitten* me if I'm wrong but I think you want to date me.

I don't know if this has been used ^

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd bang you in the restroom

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

For your eggs in the morning, do you prefer over easy or fertilized

ryanthegreat314 · October 2017

Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest

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