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A guy went to the doctor and said i can't stop farting , you gota help me doc ! . Doctor said bend over and i'll take a look . Out of nowhere the doctor pulls out a 6 foot pole with a hook on the end of it and the guy said what the hell you going to do with that !! . Doctor said i got to open the window , its bloody stinking in here .1
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.1 -
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer..........and a mop.1
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean Beef1 -
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "hey fella, want a beer?"
Descartes replies, " I think not," and vanishes on the spot.1 -
Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
A baa baa shop.1 -
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!2 -
What's red and white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup1 -
A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink, and tosses it back. He turns to the bartender and asks, "What do I owe you?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."2
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Have you ever heard about the time the lettuce, the tap and the tomato had a race?
The lettuce was a head, the tap was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!1 -
Did ya hear about the old carrots funeral . There was a big turnip .1
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_barefoot_ wrote: »A woman said to her husband I want something that goes 0 to 160
So the husband said get on the scale_barefoot_ wrote: »A woman said to her husband I want something that goes 0 to 160
So the husband said get on the scale
Cold!
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