What would you say if you met the person above in real life?

Don't bite me

hello there cutie

You're buying

I'd tell him to wipe up his sweat off the eliptical, and to not wear those skin tite yoga pants~

id tell him thats not a very big bulge and that is why i am staring.

Wrong pic that was Ed. o

Everybody's going to jail!

You lie, I'll swear to it! Pffft, I know people.

no but you could find a new bulge in the jail I am sure. Take pics

I sold them crusties on ebay. I told you that