Two Sentence Scary Stories
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Today I went to the carwash and was very annoyed that the dryer wasn't working so I drove around really fast for awhile to try to get all the water to dry but I didn't go as far as I wanted and turned around before getting on the freeway heading west to the mountains. Instead of driving aimlessly for hours, I went to Walmart, which was overrun by really old people who walked like zombies and reminded me that I'm marching relentlessly toward the grave.1
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Something licked my toes, but Im home alone2
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »There on the counter was a box of donuts. Empty.
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Then I saw the spooky ghost. It was scary.0
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"You're not like the other guys" she said. "Why do you live so far away?"7
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MFP during the weekends, holidays and non work hours.0
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So cleaned this thread up instead of shutting in down... please keep the sexual innuendos off MFP.
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The picture of the man frightened me, his eyes seemed to follow me all night. In the morning the walls were bare, except for a window.1
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In the 6 months since he died, I dream every night that he comes to me. Now I'm pregnant, though I've never touched anyone else...1
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So cleaned this thread up instead of shutting in down... please keep the sexual innuendos off MFP.
17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.
We reserve the right to moderate a topic or post based on the intent of the sexual material it contains. Posts intended to titillate will be removed. Posts with medical or clinical themes related to sex or sexual health may be permitted, at our discretion.
I am both confused. Must have missed stuff but excited by mr. Incredible2 -
StarshipBun wrote: »The picture of the man frightened me, his eyes seemed to follow me all night. In the morning the walls were bare, except for a window.
Yikes! Would be even worse without the window/had a mirror.0 -
Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.1
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.
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Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?4
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They are getting e-married.
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I wonder why I'm casting 2 shadows. There's only one light bulb.1
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I opened my mail. Found a bill for my tuition.2
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