We broke up because...

KeepRunningFatboy · January 2018

I spent too much time running and biking.

chimptron · January 2018

_barefoot_ wrote: »

I threw out his beer !

Why, Why! WHYYYY!!

DSwales11 · January 2018

So many questions

liftorgohome · January 2018

He was always talking over me

KatieNicole95 · January 2018

He wasn't into the leather cat suit

Watching_The_Wheels · January 2018

She only accepted 3 of my disorders

liftorgohome · January 2018

He had too many personalities

Masyn88 · February 2018

She kept making forts in the living room. Only ever wanted to sleep in them - I don't want to sleep alone!

liftorgohome · February 2018

She never wanted to sleep in my forts with me.

PrincessVamp666 · February 2018

he spent more time in front of the mirror than me

PrincessVamp666 · February 2018

happimess1 wrote: »

she would often reject my moves and say "no not right now, i am kegeling"

Literally dying

He got a better offer clearly

UltraVegAthlete · February 2018

She couldn’t stand my puns

MizzBree · February 2018

Kept throwing away my bras. Claims they were evil...

liftorgohome · February 2018

She kept drinking all my beer

wryone4 · February 2018

Considered Bud Light beer

Masyn88 · February 2018

Tap shoes. Just tap shoes...

kam26001 · February 2018

I caught her talking to another man. It was her dad, but still...

quigs17832 · February 2018

He refused to stop writing Martha Stewart fan fiction

sniper300_Rum · March 2018

She cheated

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