Say something you would never actually say to someone

<to someone you haven't seen in ages> Woah! The years have not been kind!
<I have silently thought this a few times>

Damn.. you weren't just hit with the ugly stick, it was a branch and you hit every one coming down out of that tree.
You got a face that would make babies cry.

I want you to get me pregnant

Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »

I don't want to share my taco with you

Well fine. I won't share my pizza with you.

Yea, you're fat. Deal with it. Get off the couch and put down the candy bar.

Are you ever going to get to the *kitten* point?

Sure, go ahead and tell your husband.

I'm sure that he won't mind at all.

Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch