Say something you would never actually say to someone

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings · April 2018

Your baby is ugly

kam26001 · April 2018

Sorry, John Stamos... I'm taken!

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings · April 2018

kam26001 wrote: »

Which way is Compton?

Just follow the flow of Gin n Juice...

azironasun · April 2018

Does your axxhole ever get jealous of the shite that comes out of your mouth?

Arizona_C · April 2018

You sit on it

rockmartin50 · April 2018

You don't eat meat yea right

activities1 · April 2018

Let’s go eat sushi

Motorsheen · April 2018

denny_mac wrote: »

We need a government program to solve this problem.

"Yeah, I honestly believe I don't pay enough in taxes."

bojack3 · April 2018

Thank God for our President

beagletracks · April 2018

You complete me

beagletracks · April 2018

Who needs diplomatic protocols, intelligence briefings, reasoned negotiations, and fair judicial proceedings when we can solve conflicts immediately and effectively via idiotic Twitter brain farts?

beagletracks · April 2018

Your woos demonstrate your courage, sense of humor, and intelligence.

PWRLFTR1 · April 2018

Oh, FFS you can't wait 30 seconds between your car and desk to check your phone?!!!

gamesandgains · April 2018

I married her and not you because I never saw you as wife material. There's your closure.

stompybird1911 · April 2018

thanks! I hate it.

stompybird1911 · April 2018

"no thanks, I'm not into memes."

cee134 · April 2018

That's a weird thing to say to my shoe.

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