Say something you would never actually say to someone

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  • TomFit18
    TomFit18 Posts: 2,582 Member
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    How many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    No no, I’ll do it for free.

    ....oh the story of my life. or life of a designer. "hey can you make me (insert 20 hour project here) it will TAKE no time at all, it's easy!" :(

    That is actually EXACTLY what I was referring to :D
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    I've got better things to do... Like nothing, all day
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the voice in my head yelling, “punch him in the dick!”
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    To a grieving parent, “God needed more angles in heaven.”
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    *inappropriate comment about your butt*
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    No no, I’ll do it for free.

    ....oh the story of my life. or life of a designer. "hey can you make me (insert 20 hour project here) it will TAKE no time at all, it's easy!" :(

    That is actually EXACTLY what I was referring to :D

    We should open up a design company together and we’ll be the most bitter coffee drinking designers around. We’ll be rich :D

    Yes please!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    If I was your boyfriend, I'd kill myself
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Would you mind if I felt your girlfriend's boobs?
    This was actually said to me, while my female companion was in the bathroom. She was not my girlfriend & I advised him against it.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    Thank you so much for being a douche... It completely changed my mind and attitude, and made me realize my awful ways.
  • millionsofpeaches1
    millionsofpeaches1 Posts: 409 Member
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    Run, run fast while you can.
  • sarah_irish_2001
    sarah_irish_2001 Posts: 32 Member
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    Let's take heroine
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Yes, I would like to watch you tell your life story through a three act mime performance

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