Worst diet advice/misinformation that you have heard

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  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Standard and sundry list of immediate BS meter going off:
    • Keto
    • Low carb
    • lift heavy
    • protein, protein, and more protein
    • Cardio is useless
    • Saying you did 30 minutes of HIIT
    • Paleo/Caveman/blah/blah
    • starvation mode
    • Fat weighs more than muscle
    • crossfit, crossfit, crossfit, blah, blah
    • Beachbody anything
    • etc...
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    Standard and sundry list of immediate BS meter going off:
    • Keto
    • Low carb
    • lift heavy
    • protein, protein, and more protein
    • Cardio is useless
    • Saying you did 30 minutes of HIIT
    • Paleo/Caveman/blah/blah
    • starvation mode
    • Fat weighs more than muscle
    • crossfit, crossfit, crossfit, blah, blah
    • Beachbody anything
    • etc...

    Oh, forgot:
    • CICO doesn't work

    That is a personal fave.
  • emjay196363
    emjay196363 Posts: 37 Member
    The Tapeworm Diet. It apparently is legal in Mexico.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Okay, so at a low point I did actually look at this. *hangs head in shame*
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?

    lol. fatcicles.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?

    lol. fatcicles.

    I just threw up a little.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?

    lol. fatcicles.

    I just threw up a little.

    Make sure to weigh it and deduct the calories for the day.
    Your welcome.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?

    lol. fatcicles.

    I just threw up a little.

    Make sure to weigh it and deduct the calories for the day.
    Your welcome.

    You're brilliant.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What about freezing fat cells? Anyone done that?

    Yeah, now my freezer is full and I don't know what to do with them. Can you use them for soup?

    lol. fatcicles.

    I just threw up a little.

    Make sure to weigh it and deduct the calories for the day.
    Your welcome.

    You're brilliant.

    Right?
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    Standard and sundry list of immediate BS meter going off:
    • Keto
    • Low carb
    • lift heavy
    • protein, protein, and more protein
    • Cardio is useless
    • Saying you did 30 minutes of HIIT
    • Paleo/Caveman/blah/blah
    • starvation mode
    • Fat weighs more than muscle
    • crossfit, crossfit, crossfit, blah, blah
    • Beachbody anything
    • etc...

    Oh, forgot:
    • CICO doesn't work

    That is a personal fave.

    CICO does work, doesn't mean you'll be healthy or look like you want if all you worry about is calories in and out though. But yeah, it works.....
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    HCG diet. Take these drops and you'll lose a pound a day. Oh also eat only 500 calories. I never tried it but my friend was going to. I strongly advised her against it but was told to *kitten* off. Whatever.
  • daltontf
    daltontf Posts: 63 Member
    On a recent cruise, I was working out on the boat and heard bits of this "Lose Belly Fat" seminar going on. I heard things like "chemical buildup" and "need to cleanse". Facepalm !
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    There was someone in here the other day wanting to know if the „eggs but with yolks” diet makes them burn fat, or if it burns what they just ate. Which was totally ketogenic, including the oats.

    [Inset Food] diets - cabbage diet, apple diet, whatever.
    Cleanses and detoxes.
    Only eat before a certain hour diets.
    Diets.
  • mybattle2006
    mybattle2006 Posts: 37 Member
    A doctor (that I fired afterwards) told me I MUST eat meat and grains to live. Umno. I don’t NEED those things to live.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
    Ohhh my personal favourite: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you must eat breakfast to kickstart your metabolism!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    Ohhh my personal favourite: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you must eat breakfast to kickstart your metabolism!
    I actually find that to be true (for my body, due to diabetes/what I know about hypoglycemia being deadly). YMMV, of course, but I would never try to explain breakfast’s importance to my friend from before who says that food and water are (pretty much) only to be used as rewards for a workout well done.