The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Kitten filter
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    Twice the cuteness!
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
    God no!!! It’s not Halloween yet! 😜
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
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    This is the “mild heatstroke/dehydration - happy work shut down early - realizing there is 10 hours of second job design work yet - no filter” selfie that all the kids are doing now.

    Your shirt was the only caption needed for this pic! :D
    This is a great face :)
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
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    Here's a closeup of my pores

    I don't see pores, I just see beautiful. And a BIG BIG smile, the kind that is complete, with the eyes smiling too. You're amazing, T.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    craygslyst1 wrote: »
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    Me. Shoveling gravel. Stinky. Sweaty.

    I am SO glad I remembered to turn off Smell-O-Vision! 😂
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    Q.T. <3
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
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    The ceiling light created an effect but this is me :)

    Hello, you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
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    Sorry guys 😆

    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Your Freeze-Pop has melted, sir.
    That's how I like it, I run it under the hot tap first 😂
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
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    Cover your eyes folks

    If I were you I would never ever buy make-up. That *kitten* is expensive, and in your case, completely pointless. :heart:

    I honestly think that is true for everyone in this thread. Except me. You will pry my Kabuki paint from my cold dead fingers. But I don’t want to tell anyone what to do. You all know yourselves.

    Just remember: Swanny (and a bunch of other people here) think you are just gawjus...just as you are. Plus? We are always right.

    Always.

    You're honestly the biggest sweetheart.

    For me make-up is a shield. War paint. Whatever. Symbolism surpassed utility here a long time ago. I put it on in the morning like I put on a face for an audience I frankly don't give a crap about most times, but I do nonetheless, because otherwise it feels naked. Don't know if that makes sense or if anyone else can relate to it, but it is what it is.

    Except on the internet. On the internet we're all a little more bare-faced in the shadow of (cvasi)anonymity.

    Yeah, too much coffee again.

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