Dumbest Question You've Been Asked
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Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?
There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.1 -
tcunbeliever wrote: »Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?
There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.
Same.
Also "Is it too early for a drink?" Duh....It's NEVER too early.1 -
Did your tattoos hurt? No the needles being dug into my skin felt like tiny fairy kisses 🙄2
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I worked in the cruise industry in HR, and used to do tours of the ships for the guests. I could write a book.
Is the water in the toilets drinkable? Seemed important to them5 -
are you awake...........always got me going1
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On a weekly basis I am asked at the Pet Shelter I volunteer at. How do Pet Shelters get animals to adopt? More often than not, it is adults asking this question. Sigh..0
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"Will you marry me?" 🙄0
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Do ya' wanna ?1
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Motorsheen wrote: »Do ya' wanna ?
Well duh
Is it raining outside?.. as I walk in the door dripping wet.3 -
"you're not from around here, are you?"2
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"What year was Jesus Christ born?". Me: "the dark ages, around 1200". I couldn't resist.2
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I have this colleague before. I told her to consult Google for some football jargons. A couple of minutes later she approaches me, "Why do I need to go to google?"
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You should come home and stand for the elections. Don't you care what's happening to the country?
* What exactly? Positive debt from overdue infrastructural upgrades. No thanks!! America suits me very well, thank you! Seriously?!?2 -
At the grocery store and see someone I know:
Them:"What are you doing here?"
Me:"........😐.... ".1 -
Working at Disney "what time is the 3 o'clock parade?" .........it's at 3 o'clock.2
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"Who do you belong to?" followed shortly by "Where's the 'He'?" ummm...... :huh:
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Honestly?0
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my ex girlfriend once asked me "what type of a fly is a shoo-fly anyways?"
Me: After a blank moment of silence in trying to decide if she was serious or not proceeded in asking, "You mean as in shoo-fly, don't bother me??"0
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