Dumbest Question You've Been Asked
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cdlee05mfp wrote: »my ex girlfriend once asked me "what type of a fly is a shoo-fly anyways?"
Me: After a blank moment of silence in trying to decide if she was serious or not proceeded in asking, "You mean as in shoo-fly, don't bother me??"
This made me giggle.0 -
Working at an ice cream parlour:
Customer: "What's the difference between soft ice cream and hard ice cream?"
Me: "Soft ice cream is soft, and hard ice cream is hard."
How else was I supposed to answer? 😂1 -
You don't work? Aren't you bored?2
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I am an illustrator by trade as well as a craftsperson. Without FAIL people will see me working on knitting/crochet/a drawing and ask "Did you make that?" as though I'm just sitting around posing for a photo op with random objects!
No, I didn't draw that. My cats did.8 -
I have a twin who is a boy. I am not a boy. People know I am not a boy and that my brother is one...yet they will still ask if we are identical twins....my whole life.4
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What are you? Um, human.
Are you pregnant? I was 16. No, I am just not a twig.2 -
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Just gonna throw this out there.....half the stupid questions get asked by stupid people.... but the other half get asked because the one getting asked may have a history of stupidity.......like, did you eat the rat poison? I would wager if you get asked this question, the person asking it isnt the dumb one......;)1
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I was asked once if my cat was half raccoon. I said "no, she's all cat."2
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”
No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks7 -
Versicolour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”
No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks
I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!1 -
NettyBoo45 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”
No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks
I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!
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"why are you so nice to me?"0
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delete - question not stupid enough0
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Are you awake?0
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Evelyn_Gorfram wrote: »delete - question not stupid enough
ok... um...what's the deal with airline food?0 -
When I was in college, someone asked me where I was from. I replied Wisconsin. They asked me "what state is that in ?"2
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My ex-husband was physically disabled and in a wheelchair. The owner of the store we were in came up to us as ex kissed me and held my hand... our matching rings in plain view and asked:
So how are you two related?3 -
After the lubricated finger was inserted into my rectum. I was asked are you comfortable?5
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