The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.

    Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job :D

    Well his uniform does say Gang Unit. If he can handle them. He can handle us lol
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    Crows feet...
    Bags under my eyes...
    Greys in my stubble...
    The face can’t disguise...
    That being a dad...
    Well in to my 40s...
    Oh hello there man-boobs...
    I’m no longer sporty...

    I wake with a yawn...
    That turns to a moan..
    And stiff in my hips
    It grows to a groan...
    I cannot disguise...
    The pain I feel...
    Until I hear him babbling...
    Then I know it’s real...

    I’m a dad in my 40s...
    And I have so much love for him...
    So I heave myself to work...
    And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!


    This is awesome
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    ha69jh8cs9fh.jpeg

    Crows feet...
    Bags under my eyes...
    Greys in my stubble...
    The face can’t disguise...
    That being a dad...
    Well in to my 40s...
    Oh hello there man-boobs...
    I’m no longer sporty...

    I wake with a yawn...
    That turns to a moan..
    And stiff in my hips
    It grows to a groan...
    I cannot disguise...
    The pain I feel...
    Until I hear him babbling...
    Then I know it’s real...

    I’m a dad in my 40s...
    And I have so much love for him...
    So I heave myself to work...
    And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!


    Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age :|
  • Rich42677
    Rich42677 Posts: 467 Member

    ilfaith wrote: »
    You can tell it is unfiltered my the remnants of my lipstick applied hours ago...and the wrinkles of course.

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    I suppose I could have made some effort to smile.
    Wow what a beauty 😍
  • Rich42677
    Rich42677 Posts: 467 Member
    Loveabs39 wrote: »
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    Looking amazing
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Just wondering who is gonna be the first here to ask about his weapon lol
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
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    Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age :|

    Sadly not all of us. I always hoped to age like Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery. Instead I'm aging like a goblin.I always thought women aged like fine wine.
  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    Loveabs39 wrote: »
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    My daughter would be jealous of your overalls. :)
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
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    That 5am, can’t sleep, what is sleep.... kitchen light filter.....

    Mary I love the shape of your eyes.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    ha69jh8cs9fh.jpeg

    Crows feet...
    Bags under my eyes...
    Greys in my stubble...
    The face can’t disguise...
    That being a dad...
    Well in to my 40s...
    Oh hello there man-boobs...
    I’m no longer sporty...

    I wake with a yawn...
    That turns to a moan..
    And stiff in my hips
    It grows to a groan...
    I cannot disguise...
    The pain I feel...
    Until I hear him babbling...
    Then I know it’s real...

    I’m a dad in my 40s...
    And I have so much love for him...
    So I heave myself to work...
    And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!


    Good looking DAD, Manni!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.

    Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job :D

    :joy: assume the position!