I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Roger15Z
    Roger15Z Posts: 97 Member
    I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water, or a human leg so it says lol
  • mkculs
    mkculs Posts: 316 Member
    Today I'm between a Chihuahua and a human skin. Ugh. Reminds me of the day we first got the newspaper after moving to Milwaukee--the day the Dahmer story broke. I hope I move on to the newborn stage soon. I love newborns!!
  • HostageCat
    HostageCat Posts: 469 Member
    Well I did lose the worlds largest ball of tape but I gained a bit last year so right now it's all the fats and oils an average American eats in a year, but working my way back and hoping i might lose a bit extra and get close to a newborn calf :)
  • brneydgrlie
    brneydgrlie Posts: 464 Member
    I’ve lost an automobile tire, 2 Chihuahuas, and a Guinea Pig! LOL!
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
    1JenMilam wrote: »
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    A male's penis weighing more than his heart ... probably way more than our brains, too!
  • RedStickdad
    RedStickdad Posts: 156 Member
    i have lost -10 dozen large eggs
  • gabi_texanmom
    gabi_texanmom Posts: 201 Member
    LOL - i've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs!
  • workinonit1956
    workinonit1956 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Oh dear, I’m up to an average human leg :neutral:
  • jaxsmama123
    jaxsmama123 Posts: 165 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire!!

    Hoping to lose a mid size microwave :)
  • jdubois5351
    jdubois5351 Posts: 460 Member
    As of today, I've lost a cinder block.
  • TeresaW1020
    TeresaW1020 Posts: 3,231 Member
    an elephants heart
  • sarahlucindac
    sarahlucindac Posts: 235 Member
    I’ve lost an elephant heart! Cool :)
  • poisonesse
    poisonesse Posts: 526 Member
    OH, I never saw this before, and it's a HOOT! I'm between a sperm whale's brain and a car tire! I always visualized it by 5 pound sugar bags... I've lost 3 1/2 bags of sugar. But a sperm whale's brain is a lot more visual! ROFL
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Bald Eagle :(
  • Mez0205
    Mez0205 Posts: 5 Member
    I lost a newborn calf :D
  • John772016
    John772016 Posts: 111 Member
    I lost approximately 10 average housecats
  • knavarro2015
    knavarro2015 Posts: 20 Member
    Who was the guy who weighed that elephant's penis???? So funny! I've lost a toddler! :)
  • thegreatcoyote
    thegreatcoyote Posts: 75 Member
    I've never seen this. It's hilarious!
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
    A human head.. Gross!
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