Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    I sadly have to type this and I cannot believe it..
    BUT dealbreakers:

    Sleeping in the same bed as your "ex"
    Missing most of your teeth
    So much body hair you can't see any skin..
    Having kids and not wanting to have anything to do with them
    Talking about your ex and your obsession with rub and tug parlors..

    Drugs, smoking and drinking excessively are given..

    Can we overlook the rub and tug thing and just move on?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member

    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    vtgpc2mqib81.gif
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    one time i cried because i broke a nail opening a coke

    One time I ripped my baby toe nail off on the coffee table leg. I fell on the floor and cried.
  • GoodLardy
    GoodLardy Posts: 163 Member
    Dressed head to toe in one flashy athletic brand.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    one time i cried because i broke a nail opening a coke

    One time I ripped my baby toe nail off on the coffee table leg. I fell on the floor and cried.

    one time i cried sweeping the floor because i stubbed my toe but tbh it was one of those where u start to cry because of toe and then all the sudden youre at every funeral you’ve ever been to in your head

    haha Mondays amirite
  • joha5603
    joha5603 Posts: 102 Member
    he texts like a 7 year old learning to spell (common one, these days)

    1,000 times yes on this!
  • joha5603
    joha5603 Posts: 102 Member
    I can't date men who:
    Smokes or have other addictions (can't handle the drama)
    are REALLY INTO video games
    Unemployed or doesn't have a "big boy" job
    Snores
    Gross teeth/ears/fingernails
    Is an *kitten*
    Doesn't take basic care of his $*kitten* (car, home, self, finances, ppl he loves)
    Voted for Trump
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    The door test lol, love this movie...
    https://youtu.be/CJH2AsEYugA
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    I cried when i passed my kidney stone

    Why? Were you going to miss the little fella?
  • lgt2015
    lgt2015 Posts: 30 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »


    Sleep apnea is a real issue. Damn.

    Chael2dot0 wrote: »

    I snore like a saw. I'm outtie!

    I'm a light sleeper and I like travel and camping. What can I say? :/
  • lgt2015
    lgt2015 Posts: 30 Member
    joha5603 wrote: »
    I can't date men who:
    Smokes or have other addictions (can't handle the drama)
    are REALLY INTO video games
    Unemployed or doesn't have a "big boy" job
    Snores
    Gross teeth/ears/fingernails
    Is an *kitten*
    Doesn't take basic care of his $*kitten* (car, home, self, finances, ppl he loves)
    Voted for Trump

    You and I should swap lists of past guys we've dated just to save each other time and hassle. :D
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    I cried when i passed my kidney stone

    Why? Were you going to miss the little fella?

    I named him Felipe

    Not Gibraltar?