What’s the last lie you told?

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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    I was going to eat an apple instead of a cupcake..
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    that i was sorry
  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 684 Member
    I didn't mean to put my finger there
  • nicole93099
    nicole93099 Posts: 3 Member
    Sure I'd love to hear for the 50th consecutive day how busy you are and hear a blow by blow report of your current schedule.
  • Ironlady70
    Ironlady70 Posts: 777 Member
    I’m doing fine
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I'm sorry I had earplugs in my bad ear and was laying on my good ear...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?! :smiley:

    When in reality...

    Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?! :tired_face:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️

    Is that what the average person would do?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Take a chance on me, gurl. You'll never pay a cell phone bill again.


    (8 months later we both chip in $76.82 for T-Mobile unlimited plan)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️

    Is that what the average person would do?

    I'm not sure, since neither of us are, you'll have to ask someone who is :wink: lol
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.

    I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me

    Or do I?
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.

    I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me

    Or do I?

    It's the best of times...it's the worst of times....guess which is the lie🤔😉
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    No silly, you didn't hurt my feelings.......😢
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Oh was that you that called earlier?...I must have been (right there screening your *kitten*)out in the yard......crazy huh?!(that you used a different number to call from )🤦
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Everything I say is a lie...and that's the truth
  • Still_too_fat1970
    Still_too_fat1970 Posts: 288 Member
    Yes Doc,I'm eating better :p

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