My date with the person above me was going great until...
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I sobered up
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Her Shepherd Cozied Up To Me
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glgcam5150 wrote: »Her Shepherd Cozied Up To Me
Before She Did😆
She usually bites first.
My dog would not leave the room, she's always on duty0 -
Her dog made a doody in my car0
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I saw him pick it up with bare hands1
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She got that damn restraining order0
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He closed the door to the Principal's Office0
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I found out his entire wardrobe consisted of superhero costumes0
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He wouldn't role play for me.0
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She insisted that I put on my wizard hat and robe0
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Wouldn’t stop playing with his wand0
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She didn't appreciate my unique brand of "magic"0
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He couldn't stop talking about the good old days0
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He didn't have any good ole days0
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She kept calling me old.0
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We had a disagreement over who was the better kisser0
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She always had to have the last word on everything0
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She kept trying to kiss me and I couldn't finish my drink0
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She wouldn't stop drinking ling enough to have a conversation0
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She wanted to actually talk.0
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