What’s the last lie you told?

10 minutes ago.

My boss just Skyped me from his flight back from a Site Manager's meeting in Peru. Trying to get information on Production while he was away this week. He was trying to connect from a laptop. He could text, but every time he connected for a face to face, I would disconnect and act dumb. I would text him that it must be a connectivity issue because he was on a plane. He must have tried 5 or 6 times before he gave up. Just made my day. Think I'll step outside and have a cigar in celebration. WINNING!