My date with the person above me was going great until...
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We noticed each other’s wedding ring marks...0
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His wife walked into the restaurant. 😳0
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He had a problem with my wife.0
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Her wife had a problem with me1
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With his rugged looks and flannel shirt - he asked if I wanted to go on a hike. I said... it's 10pm. He said "yeah I understand, I have a awesome cabin up near the lake" I hesitated and excused myself to the bathroom. I snuck out under cover of shadows and never saw him again.... until.... I saw that cabin on the news.
aww boo mine posted after others and didnt go right under the person I was writing about.4 -
talked too much0
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She was the silent type0
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When we took it to the bedroom I found out that's where you kept her cat boxes for her 69 cats!0
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she had bushy eye brows0
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He thought 69 in the bedroom referred to something other than cats0
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she confuses she and he ....among other things0
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She always put on porn and wanted me to do the same!0
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he was too into porn .....the animal kind0
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Her sense of adventure was watching picture in picture TV0
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he showed up0
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He always wanted closed captioning on when we watched TV0
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she kept stepping on my toes
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She was wearing crocs1
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She kept trying to trip me0
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It was a constant battle.....and she was a bad kisser0
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