Have you ever secretly crushed the person above?

Reckoner67
Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
Yes I know this is a stupid topic but every time I see that other thread I think it says this and I'm like "How do you secretly crush someone?" then my brain spends 15 minutes imagining how it would go down.

"Psst, over here...yeah, over here, inside this trash compactor. Can you keep a secret?"
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited November 2018
    Like actually physically crushed? Cause there's alrwady a figuratively crushed someone but if we talking literally crushed I think I dropped a piano on you once

    Why was I lifting a piano, that's not important here. I had incredible aim
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    This thread is definitely about physically crushing people. I'm sorry I dropped an anvil on you that one time, but in my defense, I had no idea where it was going to end up
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    It's your fault you were under the crane when I told the operator to drop that steal girder.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    If I’ve said it once, it’s probably the first time I’ve said it, but...who takes a nap in the road??

    A thousand apologies for parking the steam roller there, the visibility ain’t that great
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    No
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I have not
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I have
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Yup. Dropped a huge tv on him the other day oops
  • kladgeMFP
    kladgeMFP Posts: 180 Member
    Yes because I’m curious if the face is as attractive as the body
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
    I do like tattoos
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Look at her I think we all.do😍😘
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Since the day I met her
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Isn't this the spoof of the do you crush someone thread aren't we discussing how we physically crushed a person? Like when I accidentally backed up a truck into Bill pinning him against a wall
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Because that is a painful memory Ali

    Similar to when I knocked the curling stone off the table onto your foot
  • bigfootjay
    bigfootjay Posts: 2,492 Member
    Nope
  • pmm300
    pmm300 Posts: 542 Member
    Nah
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Ooohhhh yes ❤️