I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Still not knowing what he looks like

Redecorating his house. It was covered in signs!

Getting a whole new wardrobe...unfortunately it was all multiples of the same black dress.

Been bankrupt after she went shopping for more dress’s after she binned the black ones.

But we’re only on our second extended date though.

Taking solo vacations because when we were together he blew all of our money on the first night of every trip.

In a confused love triangle

not in Kansas anymore

In a jeep than ran out of petrol close to the Mexican border

In court. He had made a deal to bail himself out of the dirty Mexico affair, putting me behind bars instead