Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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I would say “ I have an std” but I would rather be told than not told 😂0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package0 -
i didn't pull out0
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where is my change?0
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I only drink champagne0
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Is it in yet?0
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.0 -
I love the Patriots0
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Do you like crabs??
(*whilst looking at my crotch*)
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.
And lower and lower 💋
Disguises would be fun 😏
Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
The supply is endless0 -
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Your dad likes it0
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Sing Mmmbop to you?1
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lick my boot, peasant0
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Please change my diaper0
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I see dead people0
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.
And lower and lower 💋
Disguises would be fun 😏
Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
The supply is endless
From head to toe.
Does he know reflexology?
No, no covering up.
She's under the thumb.0 -
Maroon 5 was great!1
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