We broke up because...
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His idea of a gourmet meal was a Salisbury Steak TV dinner0
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He didn't like my cooking0
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Unlike me, he put his pants on two legs at a time...0
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He was addicted to playing Pac man0
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She made fun of my slinky...0
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He played with everyone else's tiddly winks0
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She preferred her steak well done...0
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She grew annoyed because I would only watch movies that were based on a true story...0
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He accused me of liking my steak well done0
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Man, he's sooo picky0
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Her parents didn’t approve..0
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He hit on my mum annnd dad
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She didn’t appreciate my attempt at foreplay (see above)...0
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Just not my type0
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Her heart was as cold as ice.0
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He thought Vanilla Ice was the greatest rock star ever0
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He kept wanting me to shave his back. Yuck!0
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He refused to shave his own back.0
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Thanos0
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