We broke up because...
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We came to the realization that being together is only an illusion so we drifted further apart than what we already were...0
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I wasn't tall enough
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Grocery shopping was too difficult because neither one of us could reach the items on the top shelf.0
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She didn't know how to use a step stool0
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He thought I needed a step stool for everything, even though I'm built like a giraffe.0
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Every time I tried to sleep she'd sing "blah blah blacksheep"0
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He criticized my singing0
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She didn't know when to stop....wait why did we break up then?0
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The singing giraffe look just wasn’t working for me0
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He wanted me to be a flamingo instead of a giraffe0
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I wasn't good enough for her zoo0
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He didn't like it when I acted like an animal0
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She had me confused with someone else apparently 😜0
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He asked me to give up chocolate. I just couldn't.0
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She would never share her chocolate with me.0
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She would never share her blankets with me, always leaving me cold!0
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He refused to sleep on the floor where I had blankets arranged for him.0
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She make me sleep on the floor while having a California King to herself0
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He was jealous of my bedposts and always calling them names and trying to fight them. It was bizarre.0
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