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• Tankiscool Posts: 10,968Member Member Posts: 10,968Member Member

  She would never share her blankets with me, always leaving me cold!

  February 18, 2019 10:37PM

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• PaperDoll_ Posts: 7,274Member Member Posts: 7,274Member Member

  He refused to sleep on the floor where I had blankets arranged for him.

  February 18, 2019 10:38PM

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• Tankiscool Posts: 10,968Member Member Posts: 10,968Member Member

  She make me sleep on the floor while having a California King to herself

  February 18, 2019 10:39PM

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• PaperDoll_ Posts: 7,274Member Member Posts: 7,274Member Member

  He was jealous of my bedposts and always calling them names and trying to fight them. It was bizarre.

  February 18, 2019 10:40PM

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• Tankiscool Posts: 10,968Member Member Posts: 10,968Member Member

  She makes out with her bed posts when I wasnt looking but walked in on her once and slowly backed out.

  February 18, 2019 10:44PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member

  He's into freaky things, I can never look at the featherduster, plunger, and mixmaster the same again

  February 18, 2019 11:50PM

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• Tankiscool Posts: 10,968Member Member Posts: 10,968Member Member

  She was stuck in the 80s and 90s.

  February 18, 2019 11:51PM

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• Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member

  He was stuck in the 80's & 90's...proof that is....was never sober

  February 19, 2019 12:41AM

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• _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,019Member Member Posts: 2,019Member Member

  He wouldn't share his booze with me

  February 19, 2019 1:39PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 19,740Member Member Posts: 19,740Member Member

  She wasn't flexible enough

  February 19, 2019 1:47PM

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• _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,019Member Member Posts: 2,019Member Member

  He wanted me to be Elastigirl

  February 19, 2019 2:20PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 19,740Member Member Posts: 19,740Member Member

  She couldn't put her feet behind her head

  February 19, 2019 2:25PM

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• jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,151Member Member Posts: 2,151Member Member

  he kept putting his feet behind his head and shouting "light a match and stand back!"

  February 20, 2019 11:52PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member

  Never are we splitting up..

  February 20, 2019 11:52PM

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• lx1x Posts: 8,054Member Member Posts: 8,054Member Member

  Still.have feelings for james

  February 21, 2019 12:01AM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member

  His wife didn't like me

  February 21, 2019 12:13AM

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• lx1x Posts: 8,054Member Member Posts: 8,054Member Member

  She found out I'm married.. oops. Lol

  February 21, 2019 12:15AM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,105Member, Premium Member

  I found out, not only did he have a wife but he in fact had several, he had a harem.

  February 21, 2019 12:21AM

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• SweetAsSugar7 Posts: 16,268Member Member Posts: 16,268Member Member

  She didn’t want to be my sister wife

  February 21, 2019 12:52AM

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• Humadog21 Posts: 1,032Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,032Member, Premium Member

  She preferred her sister wife

  February 21, 2019 1:35AM

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