If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

Subscriptions to Reader's Digest

Gym equipment

The authentic artisanal article. You know it's quality by the plain brown paper bag.

His used condom cleaning and re-rolling services. (it is creepy that he keeps showing up wherever I'm working... I think he may be stalking me)

Carpets.. after he test them first

Piano lessons.. 😂

Q-Tips

Kiwi Quick Snacks

Gym membership

Meditation training