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• lx1x Posts: 18,388Member Member Posts: 18,388Member Member

  She's keep stalking me.. ,😝

  February 24, 2019 9:49PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 228,623Member Member Posts: 228,623Member Member

  He kept closing the windows so I couldn't see in.. rude much 😁

  February 24, 2019 9:50PM

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• Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member

  She was too much of an exhibitionist...the neighbors complained

  February 24, 2019 9:52PM

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• Strawberry8349 Posts: 59Member Member Posts: 59Member Member

  He was too vanilla

  February 24, 2019 9:59PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 23,890Member Member Posts: 23,890Member Member

  She wasn't kinky enough

  February 25, 2019 3:39PM

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• neilwij Posts: 1,035Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,035Member, Premium Member

  I snore and sound like a tractor engine

  February 27, 2019 11:26PM

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• Zita2019 Posts: 4,854Member Member Posts: 4,854Member Member

  Because he snores and I couldn’t get my beauty sleep 😜😂

  February 27, 2019 11:28PM

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• neilwij Posts: 1,035Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,035Member, Premium Member

  She wanted too much beauty sleep..

  February 27, 2019 11:28PM

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• Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member

  He needed a lot more beauty sleep

  February 28, 2019 12:43AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Posts: 18,097Member Member Posts: 18,097Member Member

  He was more beautiful than me

  February 28, 2019 12:55AM

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• Tigg_er Posts: 16,697Member Member Posts: 16,697Member Member

  She wouldn't let me catch her

  February 28, 2019 12:59AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Posts: 18,097Member Member Posts: 18,097Member Member

  He wanted me to catch him by the toe

  February 28, 2019 1:02AM

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• Tigg_er Posts: 16,697Member Member Posts: 16,697Member Member

  She was always saying eeny, meeny, miny, moe

  February 28, 2019 1:03AM

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• Humadog21 Posts: 1,032Member Member Posts: 1,032Member Member

  He renamed himself tigger and forced me to call him that

  February 28, 2019 1:27AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Posts: 18,097Member Member Posts: 18,097Member Member

  He was always off on some adventure, leaving me home

  February 28, 2019 1:50AM

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• Zita2019 Posts: 4,854Member Member Posts: 4,854Member Member

  She lied to me, packed her bags and left

  February 28, 2019 6:54AM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 23,890Member Member Posts: 23,890Member Member

  She kept trying to fit into my suit case whenever I had to travel for work. It was a turn on at first but then got weird

  February 28, 2019 1:00PM

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• Zita2019 Posts: 4,854Member Member Posts: 4,854Member Member

  He would leave me by myself for weeks and I got fed up

  February 28, 2019 2:46PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 23,890Member Member Posts: 23,890Member Member

  She had too much baggage

  February 28, 2019 3:03PM

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• Humadog21 Posts: 1,032Member Member Posts: 1,032Member Member

  Left all my protein cups to mold in his truck

  February 28, 2019 8:24PM

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