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• Strawberry8349 Member Posts: 59 Member Member Posts: 59 Member

  He was too vanilla

  February 24, 2019 9:59PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,452 Member Member Posts: 25,452 Member

  She wasn't kinky enough

  February 25, 2019 3:39PM

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• neilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,630 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,630 Member

  I snore and sound like a tractor engine

  February 27, 2019 11:26PM

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• neilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,630 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,630 Member

  She wanted too much beauty sleep..

  February 27, 2019 11:28PM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  He needed a lot more beauty sleep

  February 28, 2019 12:43AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member

  He was more beautiful than me

  February 28, 2019 12:55AM

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• Tigg_er Member Posts: 17,974 Member Member Posts: 17,974 Member

  She wouldn't let me catch her

  February 28, 2019 12:59AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member

  He wanted me to catch him by the toe

  February 28, 2019 1:02AM

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• Tigg_er Member Posts: 17,974 Member Member Posts: 17,974 Member

  She was always saying eeny, meeny, miny, moe

  February 28, 2019 1:03AM

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• Humadog21 Member Posts: 1,034 Member Member Posts: 1,034 Member

  He renamed himself tigger and forced me to call him that

  February 28, 2019 1:27AM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member

  He was always off on some adventure, leaving me home

  February 28, 2019 1:50AM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,452 Member Member Posts: 25,452 Member

  She kept trying to fit into my suit case whenever I had to travel for work. It was a turn on at first but then got weird

  February 28, 2019 1:00PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,452 Member Member Posts: 25,452 Member

  She had too much baggage

  February 28, 2019 3:03PM

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• Humadog21 Member Posts: 1,034 Member Member Posts: 1,034 Member

  Left all my protein cups to mold in his truck

  February 28, 2019 8:24PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,945 Member Member Posts: 246,945 Member

  I died.. him and his dutch ovens

  March 1, 2019 3:04AM

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• Egger29 Member Posts: 14,747 Member Member Posts: 14,747 Member

  She died

  March 1, 2019 3:19AM

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• lx1x Member Posts: 28,941 Member Member Posts: 28,941 Member

  Nm... Lag again... Lol

  March 1, 2019 3:21AM edited March 2019

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• an0393na Member Posts: 840 Member Member Posts: 840 Member

  Coz he likes his Weetbix soggy

  March 1, 2019 3:29AM

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• cariwaldick Member Posts: 189 Member Member Posts: 189 Member

  She kept borrowing my clothes, and looked better in them than I did.

  March 1, 2019 5:33AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She was always wearing my clothes

  March 1, 2019 4:03PM

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