I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    In a Turkish prison.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Sleeping with a heavy bag
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Broken, Beaten, & Scarred
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Naked and afraid
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Without a truck cuz he stole it and went to Mexico to try and import ceviche into the country
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Dodging the border police on foot bc his truck broke down.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Watching it all take place on the news with a bag a popcorn and a cold beer
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Finding underground tunnels to get into Mexico without getting busted. Woo hoo tequilas on me.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Flying down to Mexico for some free tequila from a smuggler
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Having a party at my cartel mansion.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    edited March 2019
    Breaking up, heading further south into Bolivia, for a few years spent recruiting a bunch of Bolivians to return back to Mexico as a rival cartel
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Going into the Witness Protection Program
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Tied to a chair, heavy chains wrapped around me as I was pulled underneath the still, moonlit waters of the lake. I knew she was killer, but I had no idea how literal it was
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Pushing him off the dock into the lake then going out for pizza and beers with black sheep.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Eating all the pizza and gaining 5 pounds
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Having a closet full of shoes and dresses none of which were my size!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Wondering why epr had a closet full of dresses and shoes. Disturbing to say the least.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Reveling my deepest secrets about my dress fetish!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Getting mad because all of my dresses were stretched out
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Having to go shopping to buy her new dresses and I hate shopping

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