What’s the last lie you told?

Options
1…78101213…15

Replies

  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    Options
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i lol’d when it wasn’t funny

    Lol
  • renewedlife89
    renewedlife89 Posts: 165 Member
    Options
    👀
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    edited November 2018
    Options
    Our neighbours across the street decorated their home for Christmas. The professional hung up the lights sometime last week, looked like lit icicles. Neighbor(husband) took them down yesterday.

    Tonight as he lit his lights ....

    Neighbour: You see, I have fixed them.
    Me: I see that
    NeighbourIt looks better now, huh?
    Me:Smile. Saved by my mother's text
    Neighbour : Let me know tomorrow.
    Me:Will do, goodnight!
  • carlenebyrd
    carlenebyrd Posts: 23 Member
    Options
    I was at work and the only one up front shady guy looking to shoplift im sure comes up you the only one here? "Nope lost and prevention is in the back looking at the cameras." lol he left as quickly as he came in.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Options
    "OMG, you look fantastic!"
  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 684 Member
    Options
    SwannySez wrote: »
    "OMG, you look fantastic!"

    How dare you
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    Options
    Same lie I tell myself and others everyday:
    I am fine, no worries.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Options
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    "OMG, you look fantastic!"

    How dare you

    Stahp. You know that I said that YOU look "sensational".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Options
    That I hate zombie threads.
  • julesdechaine
    julesdechaine Posts: 138 Member
    Options
    When I said I hadn’t seen that movie 🍿
  • FaabLife4
    FaabLife4 Posts: 90 Member
    Options
    I hate to lie but my parents worry so no matter what is going on I say I'm fine.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
    Options
    "Love you and miss you too" :/
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Options
    “Nah it’s ok, I’m feeling better”

    He really wasn’t feeling better, but he was tired of talking about it

    The story has a happy ending though, I really am feeling better now.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    edited April 2019
    Options
    I don't have knees, they're hotdogs.
  • irenesalor
    irenesalor Posts: 97 Member
    Options
    To myself: "Just one more episode and I'll go to bed".
  • ARainyNight
    ARainyNight Posts: 16 Member
    Options
    irenesalor wrote: »
    To myself: "Just one more episode and I'll go to bed".

    This is me every night... and then I fall asleep at about the 30 minute mark 😄
  • Everett714
    Everett714 Posts: 26 Member
    Options
    You smell nice!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Options
    @DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i lol’d when it wasn’t funny

    Lol

    This dude was funny. Why’d he go awol?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
    Options
    Can't recall. I don't say what I don't mean and, those that know me, don't ask me questions they don't want to know the truth about.

Categories