Why do you think you are single?

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  • talkinghead86
    talkinghead86 Posts: 66 Member
    edited April 2019
    Waheed_H wrote: »
    Too busy 😬

    too busy doing what exactly... being a full-time *kitten* perhaps?
  • dansamy2
    dansamy2 Posts: 22 Member
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    dansamy2 wrote: »
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    dansamy2 wrote: »
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    dansamy2 wrote: »
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    dansamy2 wrote: »
    My husband died

    That sucks
    Yup

    How long ago?

    About 4.5 years

    Dang was he in the military or?

    Died in his sleep of pneumonia at age 40.

    Oh chit....... Dang that sucks

    Yup.
  • SummerTwentyOne
    SummerTwentyOne Posts: 521 Member
    1, always 1
  • _impressive_
    _impressive_ Posts: 155 Member
    I'm exasperating
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • shelbydodgeguy
    shelbydodgeguy Posts: 194 Member
    2, 4, and 7 for sure.

    Plus I'm not exactly someone most women would date for many reasons.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    This is why I'm single too....I wipe off all the kisses all the time.
  • eromligyppah
    eromligyppah Posts: 112 Member
    1-8 pretty much cover it
  • angermouse
    angermouse Posts: 102 Member
    edited April 2019
    all of the above
    plus mentally challenged. no one wants to take on that shite !!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Sometimes on a hot day, I dress up like a penguin and waddle around the city park crying and shouting out “darn you global warming!”
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    edited April 2019
    Coz I'm hard to live with 😄
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I will not allow anyone to put peanut butter ON their jelly. It must be peanut butter first, then jelly on top. Everyone wanting to be in a relationship with me must agree to this in the pre-relationship agreement contract.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I will not allow anyone to put peanut butter ON their jelly. It must be peanut butter first, then jelly on top. Everyone wanting to be in a relationship with me must agree to this in the pre-relationship agreement contract.
    YES! And cereal MUST be poured into the bowl BEFORE pouring in milk!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I will not allow anyone to put peanut butter ON their jelly. It must be peanut butter first, then jelly on top. Everyone wanting to be in a relationship with me must agree to this in the pre-relationship agreement contract.

    Sorry. Every once in a while i just gotta get on top of that jelly.
  • chris_in_cal
    chris_in_cal Posts: 2,160 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    It must be peanut butter first, then jelly on top.

    Nah, jelly on one slice first, since jelly rinses off the knife more easily. Then PB on the other slice. lick the knife, put it in the sink, then smash the two pieces together.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Because my mom told me I will never find anyone, and then my brother shouted "Facts!"

    You start to believe in that stuff after awhile. :ohwell:
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    chris_in_cal wrote: »
    5, 7, a little of 8.
    When I lose a bunch of weight stuff always happens, new jobs, promotions, GFs. I've been mostly not at a healthy weight for the last 15 years.

    On OKC I have had 0% luck!!! New pics, edit the profile, lots of messages, lots of like....nothing but crickets....weird the different experiences isn't it? I understand women get dozens of unappreciated responses, which is bad, I get zero responses, which is bad.

    Oklahoma City thunder?

    Yeah when Durant left they started a dating service. Took off like you wouldn't believe. Think it was the acquisition of Paul George that helped them.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    Gould118 wrote: »
    But I'm not single....I have an amazing boyfriend who I love so much. He is my soulmate. But don't get me wrong! I had to go through a few to find the one.

    Wuut?

    Right? Must be new huh?lmao

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