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HelenGerdes
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You have center stage, let’s hear it 🤪
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What's your joke - shouldn't you lead off and set the bar??2
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@Cowsfan1 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Bc it was two tired!
Lol I’m horrible at jokes, I know there’s better ones out there1 -
Aight I got you
Why was Tigger in the toilet?0 -
@Cowsfan1 bc he is environmentally conscious?0
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Looking for Pooh of course!1
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Uh how much did Santa sleigh cost?0
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@Cowsfan1 7 pesos?0
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Dude It was on the house- c’mon man0
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@Cowsfan1 Haha I’m telling you like I’m horrible, tried an educated guess0
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MFP has a terrific UI2
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What's the definition of a crop failure?When you plant macaroni but only the holes come up3
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Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts1 -
Did you hear about the guy that got hit in the face with a coke???
He’s ok it was a soft drink1 -
How do you make Holy Water??
Boil the heII out of it0 -
You hear about the kidnapping at school the other day???
He woke after lunch1 -
A panda walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender brings it over, and he consumes the sandwich in one bite. He downs the beer. Then he stands, and produces a gun from the folds of his fur and begins firing it at the various patrons in the place. He then turns and heads to the door.
The bartender screams at him, "Why?? Why would you do such a thing??"
The panda tosses the bartender a wildlife guide and says, "I'm a panda, look it up."
The bartender opens the book to the appropriate entry and reads the following: "Panda. A mammal indigenous to China, known for its black and white fur. Eats shoots and leaves."1 -
A termite walks up to the bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"0
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When is a door not a door??
When its a jar...1
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