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  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    No I'm in Australia

    Well that's weird because I'm in the United States. And I'm standing right in front of you in your modeling agency office.

    I'm thinking there might be a rehabilitation facility nearby that's missing a patient, I don't know.
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    What do you mean
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.

    Yes I do can we be friends on mfp
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.

    Yes I do can we be friends on mfp

    No but I was thinking we could make friends at Starbucks after this and drink lattes and laugh at people with fat bums. Would you like to?
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.

    Yes I do can we be friends on mfp

    No but I was thinking we could make friends at Starbucks after this and drink lattes and laugh at people with fat bums. Would you like to?

    Yes I would 107 pounds to kg is 48 kg
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,652Member Member Posts: 4,652Member Member
    I screenshot all y’all
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I screenshot all y’all

    What
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Just then I show up to deliver a pizza, and to fix the lighting in the "modeling studio"

    Ok thanks just go in and fix them please
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.

    Yes I do can we be friends on mfp

    No but I was thinking we could make friends at Starbucks after this and drink lattes and laugh at people with fat bums. Would you like to?

    Yes I would 107 pounds to kg is 48 kg

    Yeah ok. A latte is 350 calories. Will you buy me a cake pop with that? I swear I won't eat or drink anything else for the rest of the day.
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    What do you mean

    I'm thinking the lunatics might have keys to the asylum. But then again this is a modeling agency and I see myself in a Vogue spread playing chess with Rue Paul in an avant guard promotion for Dolce Gabbana's Summer collection.

    Do you think I'd have a shot at something like that at 107 pounds? I mean, with you representing me.

    Yes I do can we be friends on mfp

    No but I was thinking we could make friends at Starbucks after this and drink lattes and laugh at people with fat bums. Would you like to?

    Yes I would 107 pounds to kg is 48 kg

    Yeah ok. A latte is 350 calories. Will you buy me a cake pop with that? I swear I won't eat or drink anything else for the rest of the day.

    Sure I will pay for it I walk up and pay for it and walk back and sit down next to you
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,894Member Member Posts: 11,894Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    When I adjust bulbs power dies and we're all in dark now.

    No worries, hank is here with a disco ball
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    When I adjust bulbs power dies and we're all in dark now.

    Oh *kitten* I say
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    When I adjust bulbs power dies and we're all in dark now.

    No worries, hank is here with a disco ball

    Thanks
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Just then I show up to deliver a pizza, and to fix the lighting in the "modeling studio"

    Wait I thought this was a private interview. Oh you're just delivering a pizza? Okay but I'm not allowed to have that. What are those tools for?

    Wayne did you know he was coming?
  • NotSo_LittleRichardNotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,003Member Member Posts: 1,003Member Member
    After reading all this is, I sit hunched over in the shower, head between my knees sobbing hysterically trying to wash away the filth.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937Member Member Posts: 7,937Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I'll be a 19 year old aspiring model. You be the agent I'm interviewing with telling me I'm too fat at 107 pounds.

    I ❤️ you
  • waynehyland2978waynehyland2978 Posts: 147Member Member Posts: 147Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Just then I show up to deliver a pizza, and to fix the lig yes I hting in the "modeling studio"

    Wait I thought this was a private interview. Oh you're just delivering a pizza? Okay but I'm not allowed to have that. What are those tools for?

    Wayne did you know he was coming?

    Yes I did sorry
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    waynehyland2978 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I screenshot all y’all

    What

    Oh come on Wayne. It's like headshots.
  • NotSo_LittleRichardNotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,003Member Member Posts: 1,003Member Member
    looks over at Newmeadow....

    can you please pass the soap ;)
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