We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Never shared his extravagant collection of hor d'vours (too lazy to look up that spelling😵
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He just wasn’t that into me 😭
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She was consumed with Gus. It was “Gus this” and “Gus that.” I don’t even know if she knew my name.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He confused me MULTIPLE times with someone else. He kept calling me “Theresa.” That is not even close to Katrina.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She was trying to steal my identity!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    She was involved with a few other people and I couldn’t keep it all straight
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She was my PA and decided I was too much work
  • hueritahsarinana
    hueritahsarinana Posts: 522 Member
    Didn’t like my brother
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I didn't have what she wanted
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She could not get over hueritahsarinana.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I thought it went great. We broke up because I just started eating your toppings without asking if I could have some. You said that you would not put up with that. The gummy bears were great.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    You made me laugh Brody.

    I found a couple receipts in your wallet from fancy dinner places that I did not attend with you. That was the real reason we broke up- it had nothing to do with yogurt.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He kept giving me reasons to go through his wallet.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She found out Brody and I were going out to fancy dinners together! 😬
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She FINALLY admitted that she was going out to fancy dinners with my ex. Oh man, I knew it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She didn't trust anyone.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I heard she was untrustworthy :confused:

    Talk about lies huh??!!! ;)<3
  • miniharambe
    miniharambe Posts: 205 Member
    She called me a horderve.. I took offense but it wasn’t an insult lol
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He didn’t like my sour patch kid addiction. I would have shared if he stayed.