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Why you could never be an mfp moderator..

pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
Mfp moderators. They have so much responsibility. Such a heavy weight they carry on their shoulders. They wear powdered wigs, carry around a gavel, wear home made “mfp mod” badges. They spend all their time writing contracts for mfp and it’s users. So much tiny print. Not to mention all the meetings, all the secret codes and group surveillance. They actually give away their own families in exchange for the responsibilities of managing their mfp families. Yet....everyone wants to be one. They have a two year waiting list, I hear. So why should you be a mod? Why shouldn’t you be one? Do tell.

I suppose I should edit to add that the MSP mods don’t really wear powdered wigs although I’m not sure about pantyhose this is All just for fun and silly
edited May 7
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  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I don’t think I could handle the monthly wrestling matches to establish dominance among the other mfp mods
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I’m not sure I could launder all the bribe money for allowing that recipe to say fat free when it’s really not.
  • spade117spade117 Posts: 2,433Member Member Posts: 2,433Member Member
    I don't like rules.
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,446Member Member Posts: 1,446Member Member
    I couldn’t handle the censorship over such trivial things.
  • InkgirlKCInkgirlKC Posts: 253Deleted Member Posts: 253Deleted Member
    I guess I never thought of this place having moderators but it makes sense.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,665Member Member Posts: 5,665Member Member
    I'm just not witty enough.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I don’t wear hat and gun holsters. I donwear buttless chaps tho.
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,837Member Member Posts: 11,837Member Member
    I’d be irritated when the peons try to suck up to me
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,446Member Member Posts: 1,446Member Member
    I’d also be fired after outing all the woo-birds.
  • NotSo_LittleRichardNotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,003Member Member Posts: 1,003Member Member
    the list of why is longer than that guys bathroom selfie
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I actually want to be one but I’m just not available to dress up like an Elvis impersonator every second Thursday.
  • newmeadownewmeadow Posts: 1,328Member Member Posts: 1,328Member Member
    I heard you have to have a sparkling clean record with no woos or warnings.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I heard you have to have a sparkling clean record with no woos or warnings.

    Propaganda if I ever heard it
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I just cant treat everyone equally. The hot people get better advertisements on their home page.
    edited May 7
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I would probably abuse my authority and demand special recipes from certain users.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I don’t think I could memorize every username and home address like our moderators do.
  • ythannahythannah Posts: 2,849Member Member Posts: 2,849Member Member
    I've been a mod (elsewhere) and it sucks all the fun out of hanging out on the forums, you don't get to pick and choose what you want to read and it's very time consuming.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,816Member Member Posts: 1,816Member Member
    I would probably get in trouble selling the secret group surveillance scripts that all mods have access to and must read daily, on the black market.
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