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  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
  • TerythaTerytha Posts: 590Member, Premium Member Posts: 590Member, Premium Member
    A drum set falls off a cliff.
    Ba-dum tshh!


    Did you hear about the red ship that crashed into the blue ship?

    The survivors were marooned!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    edited May 9
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    Either I’m drooling from the sky or it’s raining
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly
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