We broke up because...

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    I was too dense to realize I was part of a love triangle
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    Never together.. plus doubt I'm her type.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He would not join the love triangle.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    She didn't realize it's not love triangle more of love octagon.. 🤣
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He was too smart for me.... using words like octagon in everyday sentences.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited May 2019
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,016 Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,016 Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,016 Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.

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