We broke up because...

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    But But ,,I really like back seats
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Will you accept Mittens?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She was crazy cat lady
  • AmyToys
    AmyToys Posts: 11 Member
    She didn’t like crazy cat ladies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She was crazy for cats, not so much me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚


    Still together 🤗😙
    Goodnight.. have a great day Neil.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. evenin Jo. 🤗😚


    Still together 🤗😙
    Goodnight.. have a great day Neil.

    Sweet dreams .. 🤗😙
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    It’s a very long story...... it includes a red and black bow, a hula hoop, a bottle of rum, and Jo.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Jo won.
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    we didn't <3
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
    He was too possessive. He still thinks we didn’t
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I accidentally crashed her boat into a school and she couldn't find it in her heart to forgive me
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.