If you had a potato...

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  • AdaMaraNma
    AdaMaraNma Posts: 27 Member
    I'd slice it into fries and eat it with bbq sauce. B)
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    smoofinator wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    smoofinator wrote: »
    I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.
    You can have it after I'm done with it.

    Used Potato would be a terrible name for a band... or a stripper.

    I like infectious. For both.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    edited May 2019
    Change my mind. If I had a potato I would make gnocchi.
  • ringram1989
    ringram1989 Posts: 14 Member
    I would share it 🙌🏻 cant give it all away (love carbs) haha
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    plot twist
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    :D
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    I'd use it to take a picture to post in the unfiltered selfie thread.

    #potatoeforever

    #nofilter #spud #onepotatotwopotato #mahpotatoeyoucanthaveityummytomytummy
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Dear crush,

    I want to peel away your rough dirty exterior revealing your soft sweet inside


    And then cook you until you crumble and smother you in my homemade churned butter with a dash of sprinkled cheese

    Love,

    Your Spud stud
  • _impressive_
    _impressive_ Posts: 155 Member
    I'd put it into a potato gun, fire it at the rutabagas as the first strike in what will be come to be known as the One Hundred Year Tuber War
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
    But what if you had a whole bag of potatoes?
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    If I had One potato I'd try to make 2 of these emoji faces. Found these at my local grocery store. My kids had fun picking out which emoji they wanted to dunk in the ketchup 😋


    km8h5bf3dypo.jpg
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    But what if you had a whole bag of potatoes?

    I could build a bigger army, faster!
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    I would more than likely eat it...sorry, I'm a foodie. It's nothing personal.
  • kimber0607
    kimber0607 Posts: 994 Member
    I would toss that sucker in the microwave.... slather it w butter and sour cream and enjoy every bite..all for myself
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    If I had One potato I'd try to make 2 of these emoji faces. Found these at my local grocery store. My kids had fun picking out which emoji they wanted to dunk in the ketchup 😋


    km8h5bf3dypo.jpg

    Ohhhhhhhhhh my god i forgot these exist.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Are all potatoes created equal
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Are all potatoes created equal

    Nah, they have races

    The yellow ones and red ones, the blackish purple ones and white ones
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    If I had One potato I'd try to make 2 of these emoji faces. Found these at my local grocery store. My kids had fun picking out which emoji they wanted to dunk in the ketchup 😋


    km8h5bf3dypo.jpg

    Ohhhhhhhhhh my god i forgot these exist.

    I gotta be honest, I didn't even know these existed.

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