38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

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    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    I agree.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    Well I'm 39 now
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.

    Oh we don't do that here.

    Well I would like to hangout while watching Tv if it's fine.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6

    If you don't mind, would you please tell me why it would be 6 and not 5 or 7? Thank you for your input.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    I hear Olive Garden is lovely

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I hear Olive Garden is lovely

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    Is there a certain Italian in the house that can cook better than the food at Olive Garden? 😏
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    I Mexican but could cook better Italian food than Olive Garden
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    Thank you for putting things back on track in here.

    I think 3 is a good number of baby elephants to have. Any more than that would be a lot of poo to clean up.
  • Devil_Dawg
    Devil_Dawg Posts: 167 Member
    Hope your child feels and gets better soon.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    Thank you for putting things back on track in here.

    I think 3 is a good number of baby elephants to have. Any more than that would be a lot of poo to clean up.

    I think with 3 you gonna have a lot to clean up - lol
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Of course
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Devil_Dawg wrote: »
    Hope your child feels and gets better soon.

    She's great! I made this post last summer. 😊
  • Kbtm6419
    Kbtm6419 Posts: 22 Member
    Your reply’s are awesome. I’m dead lol