38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA
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daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?
1. Work number so I can call in sick.
2. The BFF.
3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
4. Mr. Booty Call.
5. Pizza Hut.
Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?
1. Work number so I can call in sick.
2. The BFF.
3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
4. Mr. Booty Call.
5. Pizza Hut.
Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
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Since when is 38 OLD????5
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Soccermavrick wrote: »Since when is 38 OLD????
I agree.1 -
Soccermavrick wrote: »Since when is 38 OLD????
Well I'm 39 now3 -
daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?
1. Work number so I can call in sick.
2. The BFF.
3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
4. Mr. Booty Call.
5. Pizza Hut.
Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
Oh we don't do that here.6 -
How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?1
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »daniellam01 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?
1. Work number so I can call in sick.
2. The BFF.
3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
4. Mr. Booty Call.
5. Pizza Hut.
Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
Oh we don't do that here.
Well I would like to hangout while watching Tv if it's fine.1 -
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daniellam01 wrote: »
If you don't mind, would you please tell me why it would be 6 and not 5 or 7? Thank you for your input.1 -
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laprimaJenny wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »I hear Olive Garden is lovely
Is there a certain Italian in the house that can cook better than the food at Olive Garden? 😏2 -
I Mexican but could cook better Italian food than Olive Garden1
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Hope your child feels and gets better soon.0
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
I think with 3 you gonna have a lot to clean up - lol1 -
How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?1
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Tankiscool wrote: »How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Of course3 -
Devil_Dawg wrote: »Hope your child feels and gets better soon.
She's great! I made this post last summer. 😊0 -
Your reply’s are awesome. I’m dead lol1
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