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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When we're small, we're taught to "not judge a book by its cover", but also that "the first impression is the most important".
  • promisesstandin
    promisesstandin Posts: 150 Member
    why aren't you "sane" when you're IN it = "IN" sane ?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    They need to stop!
    Sure as s*** we'll end up with Cylons or Terminators.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There is a whole generation of people who will read “West Philadelphia” and can’t stop themselves from adding “born and raised” in their head.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The left earbud is either in the right ear or in the right ear.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Somewhere there is a grandmother, whose grandson really is the most handsome boy in the world.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If zombies appeared, we would really just put them inside a giant concrete prison, put a "bait hanging in front of you" helmet on them, and tie them to a turbine to generate power.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The middle ground between “sea” and “land” is “sand”.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Somewhere there is a grandmother, whose grandson really is the most handsome boy in the world.

    That would be me. :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens.
  • blueunicorn125
    blueunicorn125 Posts: 411 Member
    Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box. :D
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited July 2019
    What if it's all for us.
    Living in a fabricated universe like Truman.

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