What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She offered me $3.00 for each key.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She sold me 50 keys but none of them opened his door, Ive been jipped :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She has been staying in the bushes watching his backdoor ever since the keys didn't work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She has been staying in the bushes watching his backdoor ever since the keys didn't work.

    Stop spying on me .. sheesh :p

    Watches me, watching his back door..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Secretly loves that I spy on her. Everything she does is for my benefit... She's only watching his backdoor to give me something new to watch her do.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Secretly loves that I spy on her. Everything she does is for my benefit... She's only watching his backdoor to give me something new to watch her do.

    :laugh: I seriously laughed.

    Her dirty little secret is she knows my dirty little secret..
    It's true.. I do it all for you ;)
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    She wants me to make a copy of the key!! And I said "sure," because Jo is awesome. 💕
  • dallion1
    dallion1 Posts: 226 Member
    Has bags of skittles stashed under the couch cushions
  • CookieJones2018
    CookieJones2018 Posts: 60 Member
    Still sleeps with a stuffed animal.
  • christo2303
    christo2303 Posts: 13 Member
    loves dancing like a loon
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Has a unicorn pillow he cuddles up to when he watches TV.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Knows this because of the hidden cameras she installed in his home 🤫
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    She likes to throw a red garment into people's white loads at the local laundrymat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Bigamist :o
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Hides snack wrappers in her sofa cushions.
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    She eats hot dogs alone in her bathroom. The all beef ones!
  • lauragreenbaum
    lauragreenbaum Posts: 1,017 Member
    She gives funny fake names to Starbucks so they have to yell them out
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    Bigamist :o

    Ain't nobody got time for that! :D

    She has a secret work cat that her poor dog knows nothing about.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    dtelsah wrote: »
    Bigamist :o

    Ain't nobody got time for that! :D

    Just what a bigamist trying to keep his secret would say :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She's in a polygamist marriage and has 6 sister wives. Monday's are her turn with the husband so you'll never see her on MFP on Mondays.