Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
maureenseel1984
Posts: 397 Member
in Chit-Chat
I can't be the only one that likes them.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet??
Trying to find Pooh6 -
maureenseel1984 wrote: »I can't be the only one that likes them.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind. It's too cheesy.
And Cowsfan1-HAHAHAHAHA5 -
Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"6
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Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Bahahahahaha!
Two guys walked into a bar...
You'd think the second guy would have seen it.
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3D printers can print guns now....
Not impressed, had a canon printer for years12 -
i'm confinced that highlighters are the pens of the future.......
......mark my words9 -
what do you call a sweden that doesn't like modern music.....
.....Bjorn in the wrong generation5 -
When a clown farts, does it smell funny?8
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his butt!12 -
Three old guys walking along
Old guy 1 "Windy isn't it"
Old guy 2 "No it's not it's Thursday"
Old guy 3 "So am I, let's have a drink"13 -
How do people loose their kids in a mall.....??
.........seriously, any tips are welcome.13 -
maureenseel1984 wrote: »Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Bahahahahaha!
Two guys walked into a bar...
You'd think the second guy would have seen it.
My version is slightly different
2 guys walked into a bar - the third one ducked5 -
How did darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas????
He felt his presents6 -
How much did Santa sleigh cost??
Nothing , it was on the house5 -
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at IKEA
The cops are having a hard time putting all the pieces together9 -
What people never get angry.....??
Nomads5 -
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer ....
The space bar
Amirite @JustReadTheInstructions4 -
Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a mop".6
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Patient: "Doctor, i can't stop singing Tom Jones songs"
Doctor: "it's not unusual..."1
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