What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

1…751752754756757…1524

Replies

  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    If they can break dance or hoola hoop or beat box or yodel...

    I always thought my ability to yodel was a complete waste.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    If they can break dance or hoola hoop or beat box or yodel...

    I always thought my ability to yodel was a complete waste.

    No, no...its a total asset, so HOT ...especially during foreplay!😋


    Sidenote: I'm so sorry for this reply..but I'm bored so I'm trolling.😳😬😎
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    If they can break dance or hoola hoop or beat box or yodel...

    I always thought my ability to yodel was a complete waste.

    No, no...its a total asset, so HOT ...especially during foreplay!😋


    Sidenote: I'm so sorry for this reply..but I'm bored so I'm trolling.😳😬😎

    NOW, you have full membership privileges. Welcome
  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    If they can break dance or hoola hoop or beat box or yodel...

    I always thought my ability to yodel was a complete waste.

    No, no...its a total asset, so HOT ...especially during foreplay!😋


    Sidenote: I'm so sorry for this reply..but I'm bored so I'm trolling.😳😬😎

    You have no need to apologize. I suddenly want to practice yodeling.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    If they can break dance or hoola hoop or beat box or yodel...

    I always thought my ability to yodel was a complete waste.

    No, no...its a total asset, so HOT ...especially during foreplay!😋


    Sidenote: I'm so sorry for this reply..but I'm bored so I'm trolling.😳😬😎

    You have no need to apologize. I suddenly want to practice yodeling.

    🤣🤣😆😆😂 NICE!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    jsbnpygl77ah.jpg

    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩
  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    jsbnpygl77ah.jpg

    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse!
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    jsbnpygl77ah.jpg

    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse!

    You're a mom, you've got backups.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    jsbnpygl77ah.jpg

    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse!

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    Missing it
  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    jsbnpygl77ah.jpg

    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha
  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    Sense of humor. (and a great set... of eyes)

    Sooo...what makes..."eyes" great??? Is it If they are big? Symmetric? Round? Oh, how about big big caramel brown ones!?! HEY! Wait a d@mn minute...I dont think your talking about eyes at all?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.

    I was about to say the same thing 😂
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    Boredom + 🍷🍷= shenanigans on MFP. 😏
  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    Sense of humor. (and a great set... of eyes)

    Sooo...what makes..."eyes" great??? Is it If they are big? Symmetric? Round? Oh, how about big big caramel brown ones!?! HEY! Wait a d@mn minute...I dont think your talking about eyes at all?

    Nice symmetric, firm round eyes. Of course.
  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.

    I feel as though my innocence is being questioned. Wisely I might add.
  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    Miss_Chievous_ wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.

    I feel as though my innocence is being questioned. Wisely I might add.

    986ol5wrazft.gif
  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    edited August 2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    fastandtheusorious wrote: »
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    Boredom + 🍷🍷= shenanigans on MFP. 😏

    I just happen to be quite the fan of shenanigans. It's my Irish side.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    When they try to sell me vegan strawberry shakeology
This discussion has been closed.

Categories