What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Eric_smeric
    Eric_smeric Posts: 40 Member
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.

    I feel as though my innocence is being questioned. Wisely I might add.

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    I am all about the eyes. 😉
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?
  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?

    If I took the batteries out of that I would NEVER have any time to myself 😂😜
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    edited August 2019
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?

    If I took the batteries out of that I would NEVER have any time to myself 😂😜



    I now see your predicament
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,689 MFP Moderator
    edited August 2019
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  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,689 MFP Moderator
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    Please try to mostly sort of behave and stuff. :flowerforyou:
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Thanks for reopening it!!

    “Eyes”
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Eyes
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    If he has a monkey that he lets ride around on his shoulder
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Res hair and glasses
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

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    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???

    Probably going to be divided between the eyes people and the redheads people 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???

    Probably going to be divided between the eyes people and the redheads people 🤷🏼‍♀️

    They both have their own sort-of-undeniable....charm?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she ain't afraid to shoot her shot
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    So gross
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